Football Jokes - Paperback Main Market Edition
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|About the Author||Macmillan Children's Books is an imprint of Pan Macmillan, one of the largest general book publishers in the UK|
|Author 1||Macmillan Children's Books|
|Book Description||Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.|
|Edition Number||Main Market Edition|
|Number of Pages||112|